Exploit Bounty for my stuff!

US$ 1000 reward if you can break into my stuff. I have a mostly patched laptop, phone, and various other devices.

Rules:

• You must email me saying “I want the exploit bounty” with your name and get a reply before starting. I’ll send you some hints (phone numbers, ip addresses, makes and models of devices).
• You have 30 days to break into stuff. No physical attacks, but anything online is fair game.
• If you break in, you will find a file in the root directory called “reward.txt”. Send me that file. Mess with other stuff and the deal is off.
• I’ll send you $1000 if you succeed.
• Optionally, I will credit you here.

Just to be clear, this isn’t a puzzle where I have hidden a sneaky access route - in fact, I believe my stuff to be secure (no way in), so the way to win is to prove me wrong.